friends who discuss gay porn together stay together
(Source: localnativity)
“writing isn’t an art!”
“writing isn’t as difficult as drawing!”
“writing isn’t as good a career as drawing!”
(Source: mattykips)
I S2G WHEN BERT MENTIONED WORKING ON NEW MUSIC, I FELT LIKE A FAT ASS KID WHO HAD JUST FINISHED A CAKE AND WAS STILL HUNGRY AND THEN HIS DAD TELLS HIM “SON, THERE’S ANOTHER CAKE IN THE FRIDGE FOR YOU”. YOU KNOW? I KINDA GOT THAT GLINT IN MY EYE AND THEN WENT “YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE?!?!?!?!?!”.
(Source: nosdrinker)
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
(Source: comic-sloth)
Interviewer: You got something on your back.
Quinn: Robert is having a coughing attack.
(Source: fuck-yeah-the-used)
In which Bert doesn’t have the slightest clue of which record Tunnel is from.
(Source: fuck-yeah-the-used)
(Source: thinksquad)
Paper Towns by John Green
