friends who discuss gay porn together stay together
“writing isn’t an art!”
“writing isn’t as difficult as drawing!”
“writing isn’t as good a career as drawing!”
I S2G WHEN BERT MENTIONED WORKING ON NEW MUSIC, I FELT LIKE A FAT ASS KID WHO HAD JUST FINISHED A CAKE AND WAS STILL HUNGRY AND THEN HIS DAD TELLS HIM “SON, THERE’S ANOTHER CAKE IN THE FRIDGE FOR YOU”. YOU KNOW? I KINDA GOT THAT GLINT IN MY EYE AND THEN WENT “YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE?!?!?!?!?!”.
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
Interviewer: You got something on your back.
Quinn: Robert is having a coughing attack.
In which Bert doesn’t have the slightest clue of which record Tunnel is from.
Paper Towns by John Green